Funny quotes after Ishant Sharma's epic performance against Australia

 

1. Ishant Sharma is God’s answer to BCCI’s wrongdoings.

2. Stuart Broad sent a FB friend request to Ishant Sharma after the Mohali ODI.

3. Dear Dhoni, Ishant Sharma ko OLX pe bech de.

4. Ishant Sharma makes people miss Ashish Nehra.

5. Dhoni would have bowled better than Ishant Sharma. In fact, even Duncan Fletcher would have.

6. Sreesanth atleast did it for money, Ishant does it for free!

7. If ever there was an Orange Cap award for bowlers, Ishant Sharma would win it hands down.

8. Ishant wanted to do a Kohli and get the fastest ton by an Indian in his name.

9. Restaurants to rename ‘unlimited’ offer packages to ‘Ishant Sharma’ packages.

10. Similarity between Chris Gayle and Ishant Sharma spectators are the fielders.

11. Ishant Sharma doesn’t like to cut his hair because he wants to hide his face when bowlers thrash him around the park.

12. In Mohali, Australia played with 12 cricketers on the field.

13. When Ishant Sharma bowls, it’s a working holiday for all fielders. Of course, the spectators are the real fielders.

14. Ishant Sharma doesn’t need a towel to indicate that he’s giving away runs.

15. Colors to give Ishant Sharma a wild card entry to Big Boss season 7.

16. Ajit Agarkar would be having second thoughts on his retirement after looking at Ishant Sharma bowl.

17. It’s not Tendulkar but Ishant Sharma who should retire from international cricket.

18. Ishant’s over leaves Navjot Singh Sidhu speechless.

19. Ishant Sharma receives Order of Australia medal.

20. BCCI should consider giving Ishant Shamra voluntary retirement.

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