Humour: 4 tips Sachin Tendulkar gave Umesh Yadav after being approached to mend batting skills
Some top-secret information has been leaked after a reporter from 'Farce News' eavesdropped on a conversation between Umesh Yadav and his manager. If reports are to be believed, Umesh's sorrow of not being picked in the side was aggravated when he came to know about a new dictate of the team management.
Following India’s repeated batting collapses in South Africa and the gamble of playing Hardik Pandya paying off, the duo of Kohli and Shastri has come up with a plan. In line with Shastri's famous 'horses for courses' theory, it has been decided that from now on only those bowlers will be included in the side who can help the team with the bat.
After a couple of sleepless nights, Umesh approached Master Blaster Sachin Tendulkar to improve his batting. Here are the four tips that the Little Master gave him.
Disclaimer: This article is a work of fiction. Please don't take it seriously.
#1 Convince the better half
After Virushka's wedding, Rohit Sharma cheekily tweeted-
Anushka liked it so much that she promised Rohit a confirmed spot in the playing XI of all three Tests in South Africa.
Sachin revealed that after Kohli's marriage a quota system has come in place whereby team India is bound to include two 'Sharmas' in the playing XI of every match. While Ishant and Rohit have benefited from this novel scheme, players like Umesh have had to bear the brunt.
Tendulkar proposed that if Umesh can convince Anushka to recommend him, he may be considered for future tours. He reiterated that she is the one calling the shots pertaining to team selection.
Note: This slide is a work of fiction and the writer didn't mean to hurt any sentiments.