Satire: Yograj Singh continues trying hand at astrology, predicts Bejan Daruwalla will be left begging for Daaru

Yograj Singh

Disclaimer: This is an attempt at humour and this article is fictitious. Any resemblace to the incident of Yograj Singh abusing MSD is purely coincidental.

After his great stint in cricket, famous cricketer Yograj Singh is ready for his second innings. He is going to launch an astrology firm after getting the initial funding from his son Yuvraj Singh’s venture fund YouWeCan Ventures. After endowing MS Dhoni with the blessings of his first prophecy, he has now predicted that Bejan Daruwalla will be begging for Daaru –  after getting a competitor in Yograj.

His announcement came yesterday at sharp 10:30am. He told reporters that he chose this time and date after meticulous calculations. It happened to be co-incidence that his son’s venture YouWeCan was launched on the same day. “I am the one who suggested this name after working on numerology and alphabetology for quite some time. Yuvraj was insisting on the other name- “YuviCan & MSD-Can’t”. I had to persuade him to change the name of the venture” a pumped up Yograj said.

He also told reporters that he may change his own name to “Yograj Vodkawalla” just to attract more business to his astrology firm. He denied rumours that he gets drunk before coming up with his abuses (read predictions) about famous cricket stars.

Rumour has it that Yograj already has got his first customer base – which includes Ashish Nehra and Altaf Raja. Both approached him to predict their future, and to garner some attention from the media, which has unjustifiably almost forgotten them.

In the meantime, Yuvi is focussing on funding start-ups after taking suggestions from his father. He is believed to have invested large amounts of money in starting the careers of Unmukt Chand and Stuart Binny.

If experts are to be believed, this father-son duo is coming up with a business plan to fund penniless Dhoni for his new start-up “Roti, Kapda and Makaan”.