5 ways to be like Lionel Messi

And we continue our ‘ways to be like’ series with the best player in the world. Who doesn’t want to be like Lionel Messi? He is the best footballer, has an adorable family and is loved by almost all. He is like a human bunny that everyone finds lovable.

However, he didn’t reach this place without hard work and diligence. Even though it is very difficult to be like the Argentine, we can at least try instead of using his Godly abilities as an excuse to not even give it a shot.

So if you are someone who wants to be like the Barcelona star, here are 5 things that you should do…

Disclaimer: THIS IS A HUMOUR PIECE AND THE INTENTION OF THIS PIECE IS TO ENTERTAIN.

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#1 Don’t pay your taxes

Being Lionel Messi means that you have already been likened to God. And since everything belongs to God, the point of paying taxes is rendered as obsolete. After all, why should you pay taxes when everything is yours?

Instead, the government should be paying you taxes for using your land and resources (remember, you are God). This is the ideology that you should follow if you want to be like the Argentine. Paying taxes is too mainstream a thing to do.

Also, standing in a queue to pay taxes isn’t worth your or your representative’s time. If the tax-collector comes to your door to beg for taxes, that is when you should consider paying taxes because God never lets anyone leave Her/His home empty handed.