Reactions to Ballon d'Or - Ronaldo, Messi and Ribery fans
There is still a bit of time till the final announcement for the Ballon d’Or 2013 winner is made, but we are prepared for all eventualities.
Here is how three sets of fans will react if one of the big three superstars of the football world win the coveted crown of the World Player of the Year.
If Ronaldo wins
Ronaldo fans: Fans* finally get freedom the tyrannical rule of King Leo Messi and it feels like 2008 again.
*Not Barcelona
Messi fans: But he has been winning for 4 years. He should win every year. He is a good boy
Ribery fans: Oh well. We shouldn’t even have turned up.
If Messi wins
Messi fans: Told you so…
Ronaldo fans: Angry mob alert – last seen going towards Sepp Blatter’s house
Ribery fans: Why do I do this to myself again and again?
If Ribery wins
Ronaldo fans: At least Messi didn’t win.
Messi fans: HAHAHA! Ronaldo didn’t win even when Messi was injured.
Ribery fans: … *tears of joy*… wait this isn’t a dream right?