SATIRE: Reactions of Footballers, Owners and Managers after giving exams

We all hate giving exams. I am sure footballers do the same. What if footballers gave an exam? Let’s see what they have to say-

Lionel Messi - I came first, again. But I must confess that I cheated from Xavi and Iniesta.

Cristiano Ronaldo - I came second, again. I might have done well if I had not wasted my time in the bathroom fixing my hairstyle.

Fernando Torres - Sadly, I missed the test.

Carles Puyol -  I wasn’t able to attend the exam because I got injured a day before.

John Terry - I passed, but wasn’t that invigilator hot?

Ryan Giggs - I was too old to give the exam.

Neymar - I was too young to give the exam.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Zlatan doesn’t give exams.

Sheikh Mansour Ali - I bought the school.

Roman Abramovich - I did ok, but could have done better if I hadn’t changed my tuition teacher 10 times.

Sir Alex Ferguson – I was busy chewing gum.

Jose Mourinho - I don’t give exams because I am the special one.

Xavi -I was busy showing my answers to Messi.

Sergio Ramos - I think my talent was ‘too high’ to give an exam.

Robin van Persie - The little boy inside me told me the wrong answers.

Joe Hart - Like Ibra’s bicycle kick, the questions went over my head.

Aaron Ramsey - I missed it because I was busy visiting the graves of the people that died because of me.

Sergio Busquets - I was busy attending my swimming classes.

Roberto Mancini – I wasted time in fighting the invigilator.

Andres Iniesta - The exam was so tough, I lost the rest of my hair while doing it.

Mario Balloteli - Will somebody please tell me what an exam is?

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, and is not meant to be taken seriously.