Live Blog: The funny side of the Transfer Deadline day
Disclaimer: Almost all the things mentioned here have either not happened or will not happen. This is simply a work of fiction and is meant to be in jest. Having said that, if one of our goofy predictions do end up being real, we will be willing to take full credit for it.
This has to be the worst ITK ever!
Worst ITK ever. pic.twitter.com/sslNOVfcxh
— Stupid Football (@StupidFootball) September 2, 2013
Ed Woodward meets Manchester United fans this morning at Old Trafford ahead of a busy day
Manchester United try to shroud their mystery signing. Wonder who it could be!
Manchester United trying to keep their new signing a secret #MUFC #EFC pic.twitter.com/AsnZASs9db
— Manchester Utd News (@MUFCBulletin) September 2, 2013
The importance of the Transfer Window for football fans
Women have Valentines Day Men have Transfer Deadline Day — Jay Cartwright (@J_CartwrightNOT) September 2, 2013
Nani to sign for Fulham?
BREAKING: Nani spotted outside Craven Cottage!! pic.twitter.com/mLLgTIS8LR — TheSPORTBible (@TSBible) September 2, 2013
Arsenal fans after hearing that Ozil could sign for them tonight!
The Arsenal fans dealing with the news they are close to signing Ozil and possibly Di Maria and Demba Ba… pic.twitter.com/OHPdK3EKr1 — John NOT Terry (@BigJohnTerry) September 2, 2013
True story…
Rooney plays for Moyes, Flamini is at Arsenal, Mourinho at Chelsea, Kaka at Milan & L’pool at the top of the table The time machine worked. — K Khuldune Shahid (@khuldune) September 2, 2013
David Moyes’ latest signing!
David Moyes’ latest signings pic.twitter.com/lAiwHulMGn — Kingslayer (@engineeratlarge) September 2, 2013
Manchester United fans voice their concerns!
36 what you buffoon? 36 pints of eagle semen? 36 miles of the M5? 36 infants? what? RT @GuillemBalague: United have offered 36 for Herrera — Worried sheep (@Worryingmysheep) September 2, 2013
BREAKING: Marouane Fellaini arrives at Old Trafford for medical
Just in! Mesut Ozil posts an Instagram photo of him, clearly delighted at joining Arsenal.
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Confirmed: Arsenal sign Mesut Ozil.
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Gareth Bale gets a belly rub from Florentino Perez
Meanwhile at Old Trafford…
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Pato feels he is missing out
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What will happen when Real Madrid win a trophy…