Twitter Reacts as Southampton hold Manchester City

 

John Stones – Twitter’s favourite person today

Pep Guardiola’s Man City were held at their home by a belligerent Southampton side. This is now their fifth match in a row without a win –  OUT WITH THE SWORDS!! CRISIS!!! OH MY GOD!!! – and twitter simply loved it. 

Ah! Humankind and our love for trolls. God Bless us. 

John Stones’ blunder that gifted Southampton their first goal has seen him light up Twitter tonight 

We are going to drag in LVG for everything, aren’t we?

Daley Blind for 13.8m or Stones for 50m, who did it better? The man who invented Pep Guardiola. pic.twitter.com/IbjNmyFunz

— Just Joe. (@DutchMaldini) October 23, 2016

 

After Claudio Bravo did his thing against Barcelona, it was Stones’ turn today

John Stones and Claudio Bravo talking about their defensive capabilities.. pic.twitter.com/v2CDUJCCJs

— Sunday League (@SundayShoutsFC) October 23, 2016

 

OUCH

Who is the better defender? John Stones or a pile of stones? https://t.co/z9E4vcxiMH pic.twitter.com/7yr5rUUuJz

— Mirror Row Zed (@MirrorRowZed) October 23, 2016

 

THIS!! 

Trying to work out how John Stones is worth £50m... pic.twitter.com/RdRsFeUck4

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) October 23, 2016

 

The English media were upto what the English media are always up to. Hyping up their young talents. 

5,258 - Number of times John Stones must give the ball away until people stop saying he's the greatest defender in a generation. Calamity.

— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) October 23, 2016

 

The thing with John Stones is, it's a more cultured type of f*ck up, it's so confident and laid back.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 23, 2016

 

LEAVE HENDO ALONE NOW!!

 

The no-look pass. Who did it better?

Henderson v Slovenia
Stones v Southampton pic.twitter.com/ufqSauueje

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 23, 2016

Well at least Stones saw this coming

Saturday: John Stones says "I am making mistakes".

Sunday: John Stones makes mistake, Southampton score.

pic.twitter.com/UvoAUQlmsc

— bet365 (@bet365) October 23, 2016

 

Senor Guardiola is finding out that the Premier League isn’t really the Bundesliga – 

When Guardiola was trying to " Run away with the league "

EPL be like .. pic.twitter.com/hmA0gB5ThJ

— kenna (@kennagq) October 23, 2016

HAHAHA

Pep Guardiola has consumed more water during games at Manchester City than he did at Barcelona and Bayern Munich combined. Pressure

— Bee (@Bee_mufc) October 23, 2016

Pep Guardiola season at City #MCISOU #SuperSunday #FromTheFans https://t.co/6uWXMdkzRm

— From The Fans (@FromThe_Fans) October 23, 2016

Some people just can’t understand football genius :’) :’)

Guardiola might be a genius, but I don't think playing Navas as a false number 2 is the solution.

— The Original Yid (@TheOriginalYid) October 23, 2016

97 - Percentage of Man City fans who thought Pep Guardiola would have won the Premier League, Ryder Cup & Super Bowl by now. Crisis.

— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) October 23, 2016

Sure, it is Guardiola and Man City who will hog the limelight – regardless of the result – but Southampton have been so very impressive this season!

No shots on target in the 1st half for first time in Guardiola's reign.
Have #SaintsFC got worked #MCFC out?
Live: https://t.co/CmGVya8ulr pic.twitter.com/FmrYs6TcUX

— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) October 23, 2016

Crisis or not, WHAT. A. TALENT. this kid is?

Kelechi Iheanacho has scored 8 goals in his last 11 PL apps since Apr 23. Only Sadio Mane (9) has scored more PL goals in this period #PL pic.twitter.com/NmN5fpUb3Y

— Sky Sports Statto (@SkySportsStatto) October 23, 2016