Zlatan challenged for "domain"

NOTE: This is not a satire or joke. This actually happened.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic, now that’s a name everyone’s got welded into their head. Thanks to that Shaolin Soccer goal, he’s still a player to be feared. Though after completing a cool £20 million move from AC Milan, one bold PSG fan has decided to “stand up”  to the Swede. Ibra hoped to strengthen his marketing ties with the French by buying the domain name Zlatan.fr, but the ballsy fan beat him to it. However, the fan did find an ounce of kindness and offered to give it to Zlatan. But that would not be fun, now would it? The fan wrote an open letter to his hero on the website, explaining what Zlatan must do if he wants to get his hands on it. These were his “12 labours of Hercules” that he mentioned:

The challenges:

1. Offer me a PSG jersey, with my name on it and the quote: “After Zlatan, you really are the best !”
2. Stay at my place for a month. This way, all my life, I could say “Ibra? Sure, he used to sleep on my couch for a while.”
3. Offer me 3 lifetime season tickets, for two of my friends and I. Obviously, Official tribune tickets…don’t try to fool me with your crappy H Blue tribune tickets
4. Win penalty kicks against me, at the Parc des Princes of course, so that you’re at home and have no excuse in case I win.
5. Beat me at taekwondo. I’ve heard you’re not too bad at it. As I’ve never practiced that sport myself, I recommend you to choose this challenge.
6. Give me one of your locks of hair as a gift. Samson’s strength came from his long hair. I think it works the same way with you. Then, I can make a key ring with it, which will bring me power for the rest of my life.
7. Beat me at FIFA13. You can choose the teams but, anyway trust me, there is no way you can make it.
8. Score a more-than-30-meter-backflip-goal in an official game. Just kidding… this is not realistic.
9. Let me slap you in the face, without saying a word…and in public obviously.
10. Offer a bare-chested dedicated photo of you to my girlfriend. Frankly, among all of those challenges, I have to confess it’s not my favourite. I’m getting fed up to see twinkles in her eyes when you take off your jersey at the end of a game.
11. Manage to have Neymar sign at PSG during the 2013 summer transfer market.
12. Simply ask me to let you have this domain name for free…but face to face and–as a tribute to Guillaume– in French obviously.

Clearly, the dude had a lot of time in his hands, a whopping and vivid imagination, to come up with this list. RESPECT!

Source: Metro