Satire: 5 reasons I like Rohit Sharma
Rohit Sharma is one of the diamonds of Indian cricket, who doesn’t necessarily shine. He has been a talent who occasionally performs. He has given a new dimensions to the trolls on twitter, facebook and also to the Indian cricket.The haters of this talent haven’t understood him completely. They don’t know that his contribution to the world is more than the results of the Big Bang. He has altered the science rule ‘survival of the fittest’ and rephrased it as ‘survival of talent’Rohit Sharma has come, but he hasn’t ruled the pitch yet. He doesn’t believe that performance is the only way to win fans’ hearts. There are many other reasons by the virtue of which his devotees, like me, like him beyond imagination and some of them are listed below:Note: These are my personal views. I couldn’t bear the thoughts inside my head anymore and have written them with due respect to the consistency in the inconsistency of Sharma.
#1 Relief from \"Sharma ji ka beta\" quotes used by parents
There is a terror amongst the underperforming students in schools of the more studious ones. Generally they are termed as Sharma’s and they usually would be the neighbours of the former ones. The expected taunt from parents to the hapless failed students starts from “fir Sharma ji ka Beta kaise pass ho gaya” (then how did Sharma’s son pass the exam?).
However, Rohit Sharma has revolutionised the phrase and that has become a big relief for the students who face the usual situation of embarrassment. Now they can easily put Rohit Sharma’s example to defend their failure despite being talented (as per their parents).
But the above mentioned quote is expected to upgrade to “Kohli ji ka beta” or “Rahane ji ka beta” in the next few more months based on the performance of Virat Kohli and Ajinkya Rahane. Till then, students can enjoy the win in the argument with their parents.