[Humour] 6 questions fans want answers to before El Clasico

Real Madrid and Barcelona have some of the best players the world has ever seen. Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo are the first to obviously spring to mind, but there is no dearth of talent alongside them either.Being the wonderful place that the internet always has been and hopefully, always will be, the El Clasico battle also has some of the most trolled players on the planet. Internet humour has a field day on most match days that either team is involved in. So when the two face-off against each other, we’re hoping for answers to a few questions raised by the fans.Disclaimer: This article has been written in jest, and none of the content in it is intended to offend anyone. The author apologizes to everyone in advance should they feel offended.

#1 Ramos\' dressing room pastime?

Sergio Ramos has this rather unfortunate and unsavoury habit of accumulating yellow and red cards, which is a sad thing really. More often than not, his tackles do not end up maiming opponents or causing long-term injuries; one would obviously think that he got booked for something malicious, right?

Nevertheless, having picked up 19 red cards in his Real Madrid career (3 in El Clasicos), he has had more than his fair share of early showers. Which begs the question: what does he end up doing with all the free time he gets inside the dressing room?

In fact, this question points us to a more fundamental question: Is his lonely pastime in the dressing room so interesting and enticing that Ramos willingly gets sent off? With Ramos in top form this season, perhaps Ancelotti should devote more time and research on this important question to get the best out of his best man in defence.