[Humour] 8 things Zlatan Ibrahimovic would do if he was FIFA president

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is one of the most controversial players of all time. His brutal honesty would have been labeled as empty and braggart talks had he not backed them up.Be it asking Pep Guardiola to ***k himself, or reminding an opposition player of his obscure status, or asking a female journalist to come to his home with her sister to check whether he is gay or not…name any controversial thing and there is a good chance he must have done or said it.Earlier this season, he was so frustrated at a Ligue 1 referee that he went on a rant and claimed that France don’t deserve a team like PSG. He later apologized, but he surely didn’t mean it – the apology, that is.With Sepp Blatter announcing his resignation, what if the Swede becomes the president of FIFA? Here we try to imagine that awesome prospect and list out 8 changes that could take place if he does indeed become the president of FIFA.

#1 Change in football terms

There will be a lot of alteration when it comes to football terms. First of all, ‘football’ would become ‘Zlatball’. A goal would no longer be called by that name. Instead, it will become ‘Zlatan’ – so that the commentators can shout “ZLATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN” each time the ball finds its way into the back of the net.

Assist would become Zlassist. ‘The Ballon d’Or’ would become the ‘Zlatan d’Or’, ‘offside’ would be called ‘Inzaghi’, ‘Pep’ would replace ‘foul’ and, finally, FIFA would, inevitably, become FIZA.

Basically, almost everything in the game will have his name attached to it for it will then be pronounced many more times than it is now – and that would please Ibrahimovic more than a dog at the sight of a juicy bone.