Top tweets of the week: 25th March - 1st April

Welcome @johncena to Rock Bottom.Population: 1Enjoy your stay.. #RAW #Philly #TeamBringIt twitter.com/TheRock/status…

— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) March 26, 2013

WWE champion, The Rock delivers the Rock Bottom to John Cena

Neymar is the Justin Bieber of football. Brilliant on the old You Tube. Cat piss in reality… — Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) March 25, 2013

The war between Neymar and Joey Barton continues

QUALITY: Italian Serie C side Triestina have placed cardboard fans around their stadium due to recent low attendance. twitter.com/BBCSporf/statu… — BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) March 27, 2013

Forever Alone

I believe overall Gervinho has now proven he has the quality to play for this football club. Preferably against Reading. Every week.

— Wenger Knows Best (@wengerknowsbest) March 31, 2013

That awkward moment when Gervinho has an outstanding performance in a match

PL Table:1 RvP FC: 77 pts 2 Arab Money: 623 Bale FC: 574 Russian Money: 555 Kindergarten: 536 No Money: 517 History Channel : 48

— Football Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) March 31, 2013

The simplified Premier League table

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— Troll Football (@FbTrollFootball) March 31, 2013

Poor Eric Abidal.