From the WWE Humor Mill: Many are nervous about John Cena being a fan ahead of WrestleMania 34
DISCLAIMER: This is a humor article based on false reality, don't take any of it seriously...
According to our sources, we here at Sportskeeda have been told that various people within the WWE Universe are nervous about John Cena being among them at WrestleMania 34.
WrestleMania 34 takes place this Sunday on April 8th in the Mercedes-Benz Superdome, New Orleans, and with Cena currently getting no response from The Undertaker in regard to his challenge for a match with The Deadman, he is set 'to go as a fan'.
This, of course, unless we get an answer during the show from 'Taker.
And apparently, those who are also going to be in the crowd at WrestleMania 34 are worried about Cena being there.
This is because they are afraid that the 16-time World Champion is going to bury them and hold them back by being the loudest fan there is, and by kicking out those who are louder than he is, at the count of two.
It is rumored that Cena is thinking about bringing his house rules to the event as well to enforce them on the crowd:
1. No spilling any popcorn or drink on the floor unless they want to be on the end of an 'Attitude Adjustment'.
2. No posters are to be held in the air as Cena does not like decorations or anything fancy in his own home either.
Additionally, any fan who criticises Cena's best buddy and WWE Chairman Vince McMahon WrestleMania booking will be met with a 'Five Knuckle Shuffle' from the Hollywood actor if he hears them.
Apart from the audience, those working at the WrestleMania food stands must shout 'If you want some, COME GET SOME', if Cena is to spend anything there, with Fruity Pebbles being the preferred food choice.
One concerned man, who is set to be a spectator at WrestleMania 34, complained to Sportskeeda "I am deeply troubled by John Cena possibly being among the WWE audience this Sunday. I'm a young guy who is very talented in my working life, so I'm afraid of being held back by John, who has a habit of doing stuff of this nature, but hey, my name is not Alex Riley, so I hope I'll be fine".
Please, Undertaker, to ease the worries of these fans, DO SOMETHING.
A woman attending WWE's biggest show of the year was more positive on the situation, however, she commented "I've been told by WWE that John Cena may be sitting in front of me at WrestleMania 34, due to the cowardice of the Undertaker, and I am rather delighted that no one will be in my way because you can't see him''.