Monday Night RAW results - 18th March 2014
Monday Night RAW kicks off with a look back at last week’s YES Movement! and Triple H giving in to Daniel Bryan‘s demands for a fight at WrestleMania XXX.
Triple H is standing with a mic in the ring, and he blames the fans for everything.
He says he’s going to crush their dreams, end the Yes Movement and destroy Daniel Bryan. He says it’s all their faults because they forced his hand.
HHH says he’s going to do what he does in the ring at WrestleMania – destroy Bryan cold, calculated and with no remorse, as he always has. HHH says he will face off with Bryan in the ring tonight. HHH goes to hype tonight’s show but is interrupted by Batista.
Batista says HHH has problems with Bryan but bigger problems with him. Batista is pissed off about Bryan possibly getting into the WrestleMania XXX main event. Batista says he didn’t sign up for that. He came back to be the champion and won that right by winning the Royal Rumble.
Batista asks HHH what the hell was he thinking. HHH says Bryan has no chance of beating him.
Randy Orton‘s music hits and out comes the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Orton agrees with Batista. HHH tells them both, and the fans, that Bryan will not beat him.
HHH makes Bryan vs. Orton in a No DQ match tonight. Batista and Orton trade words now. Batista says Orton sucks as champion. HHH gets in between them, but they keep arguing.
HHH goes to leave the ring, and Batista tells him to fix this situation. HHH says he’s sick of everything – troll faced gremlins, fans cheering for him, all this crap. HHH says he’s sick of Hollywood movie stars coming back to tell him what’s best for this business. He’s also sick of technically gifted guys who are so screwed up in the head they can’t win a match without Triple H holding their hand.
HHH says maybe Vince McMahon was right, the only person you can trust is yourself. HHH says there will be a triple threat at WrestleMania but Bryan won’t be in it. HHH says when he beats Bryan, he’s getting the third spot in the main event. HHH storms off. Batista turns around to a big RKO from Orton.
Backstage, Renee Young tries to get a word with Batista, but he’s on his way out of the arena. Batista says coming back to WWE was a big mistake.
Match One: The Usos vs. The Real Americans
Jack Swagger starts off with Jimmy Uso. Uso knocks Swagger out of mid-air and leg drops him for a 2 count. Jey tags in and hits a big right hand in the corner for another 2 count. Cesaro tags in and goes at it with Uso. Uso slams Cesaro and drops a headbutt for a 1 count.
Jimmy tags back in and goes for a dropkick and a shot from the top rope for a 2 count. Uso decks Cesaro on the apron but gets kicked over the top rope.
Swagger stops Uso from making a tag and goes for a big slam for a 2-count. Swagger takes a big superkick to the face and goes down.
Swagger gets kicked out of the ring. Uso leaps out onto him. The other Uso goes to leap out on Cesaro but he nails a big uppercut. Cesaro with the Neutralizer for a non-title win.
Winners: Cesaro and Jack Swagger