On the mic: Best quotes from RAW, 9 September, 2013

Edge

“I’ve known Randy Orton for a long time, the guy has nothing interesting to say.” – Edge

“I don’t know if it’s good for business but it’s certainly what the WWE Universe wants.”- JBL after Daniel Bryan makes his entrance. Oxymoronic much, JBL?

“There’s a satisfaction in struggle.”- Bryan

“What a shame Edge that when comeback time after time the only place that gives a crap about you is a place like Canada.”- Randy Orton. A la Barney Stinson!

“I may have a problem with my spine but atleast I have one.”- Edge

“I know your nose is huge but sometimes you have to look past it.”- Edge on Triple H

“If something like this happens, everything we built is gone.” – Heyman to Axel.

“Heyman is so worried, he’s wet himself.” – Jerry Lawler after Heyman apparently fell because of the mysterious presence of water on the backstage floor.

“There’s Sister Abigail.” – Cole after Wyatt executed his finishing move on Ziggler. Sounds creepy, just like Wyatt.

“I don’t believe in the Canadian health care system.”-Heyman

“It’s a family show. They don’t want to see that.” JBL after Heyman had to show some skin to get his knee examined.

“He’s healed.”-Cole after Heyman started running after Punk made his way to the ring.

“I think I am a little young for you Jerry. I am 26.”- AJ

“JBL, JBL.” Fans during Alberto Del Rio’s match

“Really smart WWE universe here.” – Atleast JBL has some kind words for the Canadians

“Undertaker. Undertaker.” – Fans. WWE and Alberto Del Rio, please take a cue.

“Everyone is going to get a shout out in Bizarre-o-land.” – Lawler

“Maple Syrup. Maple Syrup.”

“HolyShit. Holyshit.” Fans responding to Cesaro’s amazing spin marathon.

“The whole arena might be spinning.” – King.

“That man (Fandango) know how to make an entrance. That man (Miz) is not happy,”- JBL

“He’s got a front row seat” – JBL on Big Show.

“Leave me alone”- Big Show to Randy Orton.