The Best For Business Era

 

Since I'm a billionaire, I can say when I want to do things and when I won't. No timetable. – Vince McMahon

Vince McMahon will screw it up. Mr. McMahon has lost touch. Vince has been sent from the future to ruin pro wrestling forever. Vinnie Mac is the DEVIL.

These are just some of the exclamations I hear everyday from friends and enemies, expressing concern for the product they love so much.

I get it. Gotta aim that vitriol toward something besides your inability to understand business as a basic concept. Snarkiness aside, I’m an adult man so I feel like I can handle complicated, progressive storylines that often push the boundaries of good taste and sometimes showcase blood splattered faces and mats.

Where are the baseball bats wrapped in barbed wire? What happened to almost naked ladies that can barely keep themselves clothed? Why are they pretending Paige DIDN’T say horrific things about Charlotte’s brother? Whatever happened to anarchy? 

Where are these things that WWE has given me in the past, why not now? Why do my enjoyment and expectations take a backseat to whatever this billion dollar Beelzebub wants? 

Pretty simple, actually: Vincent Kennedy McMahon got a billion dollars. What would YOU do with a billion dollars? Yeah, that’s what I thought...anything you want. 

VKM isn’t out to ruin your life through carefully calculated moves based on your latest Facebook tweet and he’s not an out-of-touch, old man prone to psychotic fits of malarkey. He has a team of accountants and lawyers feeding him information.

He knows where the money is coming from. He has a target demographic, and it’s not you. Yeah you, in the Rainmaker t-shirt, you don’t matter.

Unless...You don’t have kids, do you?