Total Bellas, Episode 1: A Recap, John Cena's house rules and more

Happy family or mortal enemies? 

I have never watched Total Divas because I’m an adult boy. Alright, I watched the first two seasons BUT THAT’S IT. Of course, I was curious, because it’s always fun to see pro wrestlers try to navigate their way through real life conversations with coworkers/lovers.

My favourite part of Total Divas was spotting my favourite wrestlers puttering around aimlessly backstage. Pretty sure Fandango had a fun arc where he tried to win Summer Rae’s affection. Riveting stuff. 

Total Bellas follows the story of Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella moving into John Cena’s guest house, which is more of a castle than a house, so they can help Nikki Bella recover from neck surgery.

But Total Bellas is NOT Total Divas. Nope, not at all. Just like Nikki and Brie, they are totally different.

It’s a more focused TV show and that’s why I’m daring to get back into an E! reality show that takes place in a past, separate timeline. Shouldn’t be too confusing, but I’ve been fooled before.

Daniel and Brie also brought their dog, Josie. Josie is not going to survive this. Cena will make sure of it.