WWE 2K17 Pre-release review

October is coming

Anybody got an Xbox? Well, you’re out of luck as the new WWE 2K video game, cleverly called WWE 2K17, only runs on Xbox ONE and Xbox 360, and also Xbox 360 and PS3. It’s gonna run you around 60 clams for the basic game, but for $99.99 you can get the super-secret Demon Box. It comes with Apollo Crews and he comes with a special spelling smile finisher!

But for real, the game is stacked to the gills with current grapplers, legendary knuckle throwers, and some guy named “Luke.” Seriously, who is Luke? So here it is, the final list of 400,000 playable wrestlers in the new game that probably comes out before Halloween.