WWE RAW on the mic: Best quotes

“Funny how paybacks happen around here”-JBL

“Mexico’s greatest import”- Jerry Lawler, The word’s ‘export’, King. Though I would like to remind you of someone called Eddie Guerrero.

“I tweet all the time @JCLayfield”- JBL

“I’m going to give what Chicago wants and its Miz TV”- Triple H, which was followed by a barrage of boos.

“We’re Here”-Bray Wyatt, to a barrage of cheers.

“Yes Sir, that’s a clothesline”- JBL. If that’s what JBL feels, you damn well believe it.

“That’s the American dream going to sleep”- JBL

“Show, we’ve known each other for a decade”- Miz. Come On! 2003?

“Don’t let the cash-wreaking witch to demean you”- Miz

“Let’s see who the WWE Universe picked to face WWE Champion Randy Orton” – Jerry, last time I knew, the WWE championship was held up.

“You might want to see what a real wedding looks like”- Stephanie giving Triple H’s home video to AJ.

“You guys ruined a perfectly bad mood”- Punk

“I think I don’t deserve to say that I’m from Chicago, Illinois” –Punk

“CM Punk. CM Punk.”- Chicago

“I’m King of the world and number one. I’m the Best in The World”- Paul Heyman singing.

“And I have 18,000 people who’re gonna bail my ass outta jail when I get my hands on you”- Punk

“It’s not your fault. It’s geography. You’re from Chicago. Second City. Second rate teams. Second class citizens. And Second best in the world.” –Heyman

“You don’t need to fast count a man when he’s already knocked out”-Daniel Bryan.

“The Rhodes Brothers are here”- Cole

“How can they regroup against 11 men”- JBL on the Shield

“The more you think about this, the more you’re making something about nothing”- JBL

“It’s kind of clear that Seth Rollins is not the leader of the Shield”- Lawler. That’s mean. He’s an awesome superstar.